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The Simpsons Already Did It 420ish The Force at Four Bees! Going to do his part for the Green Bay Packers by nightly driving Letroy Guion home from the club. Will once again celebrate Independence Day by shooting bottle rockets out of his ass but, unlike last year, this time he'll put them in facing the right direction. He'll try to prove to Len that he can too count the EXACT number of orange barrels from Oconto to Omro. He's going to call and write his congressman to show his support for new legislation that will replace the death penalty with a much worse punishment of making convicted murders spend 6 months as Trump’s Press Secretary. He'll try to clear his good name by finally finding the one-armed man who killed his wife. He's gonna personally model the thong he knitted himself using hair from Mayor Jim Schmitt's eyebrows and Alderman Guy Zima's taint stubble. He'll be picking up a new tape measure to see exactly how far 500 yards is from Channel 5's Brittney Falkers. He's going to be shopping for a silver barbell stud tiny enough for his new Prince Albert piercing.
It would be hard to find two Montessori professionals who have a deeper understanding of how high quality Montessori practice leads to the kind of outcomes all of us hope for for our children. Click here for more information and to register for both the event and for childcare. on both days and the presentation order will be determined on speech day; the speech presentations are expected to last approximately one hour, each day.
As always, parents are welcome to attend and we ask that, if you do attend to view the speeches, please plan to stay for the entire set of speeches (-).
We want to give some depth to the Learner Profile and, with that in mind, we are presenting an incredible evening with two of Canada’s most recognized and experienced Montessori practitioners (Margaret Whitley and Pat Gere), and a Montessori graduate, to help you understand how a Montessori ‘life’ creates engaged learners — and leads to adults who are capable, caring, and contributing.
Please join us for an incredible Parent Education Evening.
The children are often nervous and having audience members move in and out of the gym during their speeches can be a disruption and a distraction. What: 1km Fun Run on wooded and muddy trails Where: Lions Club Pool on Jerseyville Road When: Saturday, May 6 – am Rain or Shine! ) Registration is at the event starting at 10am First 100 kids receive a treat What to bring: change of clothes and shoes, garbage bags, towels (your child will get dirty) and a smile!
His unique voice has charmed millions of fans around the globe. Passing a law that requires the chunks in chunky peanut butter be something other than peanuts. Approving proposal to reconfigure Washington Monument to make it look even more "penisy". Mandating compulsory participation in a nationwide swear jar program to fund steep tax cuts for multi-billionaires. Instituting stringent tax penalties against Apple unless they replace Siri with the voice of Joe Buck. Cut municipal spending by putting the mayor’s credit card in a top drawer. Have city council host a fundraising brat fry with sausages obtained from Alderman Zima’s slacks. For convenience, allow Alderman Zima to use direct deposit. Why not break the mayor’s legs, drop him 170 miles from home and see how he does? Have Mayor and members of the city council take turns in charity dunk tank filled with lukewarm elephant piss. Fittingly, enact half percent sales tax on douchebags. Watch the puppy bowl and bet fifty large on which one takes the biggest dump. Write raunchy homoerotic fan fiction about a steamy affair between Joe Buck and Troy Aikman. Play ongoing game of hide and seek with the bookie with whom you bet 00 on the Packers to beat the Falcons all while adjusting to the idea of a future without thumbs. Update investment portfolio to include Mexican manufactures of 41 foot ladders. Bang Tom Brady's hot model wife while he's busy getting his cheating ass handed to him by the Falcons. Consume all food and beverage items advertised during the big game just to see if you succumb to diabetes or liver failure first. Keep wondering if all the time you spent at last’s year’s Super Bowl party sticking our face in the bowl of Cheetos and doing your “hilarious” Trump impression is the reason you didn’t get invited to any Super Bowl parties this year? Is home to legendary sportscaster Larry Mc Carren and his pinky fingers which, compared to the mayor, don’t seem THAT crooked. Replacing the Star-Spangled Banner with Who Let the Dogs Out. Putting naked pictures of Rosie O' Donnell on the five-dollar bill. Replacing the eagle as our national symbol with the talking mucus from the Musinex commercials. Enacting strict truth in advertising law for guys on dating sites claiming to have large wieners. The towering 3-star Bond Place Hotel stands in downtown Toronto just a short walk from the Theatre District and Yonge and Dundas Square.